Despite certification as a YMCA "Minnow", Barbie never did get the knack of using a kickboard.




In a moment of pure ephiphany, Barbie's attraction to the adorable ball boy brings clarity and closure to her fiasco of a relationship with that lugnut Ken.








"Spot me? Whatever for? Isn't this the cheerleading class!"




Wisely, Barbie reassesses her priorities.




"No I don't want a Swedish massage! Do I look blonde to you?"





"Why hello, sir! What do you mean this is the men's sauna? I was positive it said ladies on the door! Oh dear, I'm so sorry to stare....hey, wait!"